Fangirl Freakiness

yousavedtheworldscully:

    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Gillian Anderson
   
    Gillian Anderson doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
   
    Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Gillian Anderson stories.
   
    Gillian Anderson has a grizzly bear carpet in her room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move.
   
    Gillian Anderson can paste something before she copies it.
   
    There used to be a street named after Gillian Anderson, but it was changed because nobody crosses Gillian Anderson and lives.
   
    Gillian Anderson died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell her yet.
   
    Once the cop pulled over Gillian Anderson….the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
   
    Some magicans can walk on water, Gillian Anderson can swim through land.
   
    Gillian Anderson once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke….that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
   
    Gillian Anderson can cut through a hot knife with butter
   
    Death once had a near-Gillian Anderson experience
   
    Gillian Anderson can do a wheelie on a unicycle
   
    When Gillian Anderson wants salmon she eats the bear too.
   
    Gillian Anderson wasn’t born, she just got tired of wearing her mother.
 
    If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Gillian Anderson says it’s beef then it’s beef.

    Gillian Anderson was to star in Mission:Impossible but they recasted because they would’ve had to change the name of the movie to Mission:Accomplished